This week’s Out-of-Touch guide explains the online mogging competition that is Omoggle and examines who was behind a hack that brought learning to a screeching halt nationwide. We also look at a viral AI music trend, and discuss how technology we use every day might kill us all.
Mogging get organized on Omoggle
The Omoggle website is blowing up. As you can read in my glossary of Gen A and Gen Z slang, “mogging” is the act of being more attractive than someone else, usually in an intentional or aggressive way: If you’re a young gentleman having a conversation with a woman, and a more handsome young man stands next to you and takes over, you have officially been mogged. Omoggle gamifies that conflict of attractiveness. It’s a player-vs.-player contest where a user uploads a picture of their face and pits it against another user. An AI then analyzes the competitors’ features to determine who has been mogged and who has done the mogging. It may be named after defunct chat site Omegle, but Omoggle is more like Hot or Not. Except it’s more disturbing because the winner of the attractive-off isn’t determined by other users’ votes, but by an AI that was programmed to reinforce incel ideas.
Over the last 10 years or so, incels and manosphere types have developed and spread a massive, ad-hoc, shared delusion about what women find attractive. Despite being a self-selected group of men who don’t relate well to women, incels believe they understand what women find attractive better than women themselves. All women, the theory goes, are looking for a specific set of facial features—a thick jaw, high cheekbones, etc.—and if you don’t have them, you have no chance, so why try? Omoggle is really part of incels’ ongoing effort to convince themselves that the reason women won’t talk to them is because the geometry of their Canthal Tilt is off, not because they’re creepy weirdos.
School computers went down across the country last week
A website going down temporarily is probably a minor inconvenience to us older people, but when Canvas went down this week, right in the middle of finals, it was a full-life disruption for many in Generations Z and A. Canvas is the learning management system that controls just about every college and high school in the country’s schedules, homework, grades, and more, so hackers taking it out pretty much shut down academia. The hacker group responsible, called ShinyHunters, threatened to release user information if an unspecified ransom wasn’t paid, but fortunately, the site seems to have beaten the hackers back, and Canvas is functioning again—but for how long?
Shinyhunters: the new generation of hackers
Shinyhunters, the group that pulled off the Canvas hack, took its name from the Pokémon franchise. Shiny Pokémon are rare, and according to security experts, Shinyhunters seem to focus on rare data. The group is thought to be part of a large affiliation of younger hackers called “The Com” who are mostly from the U.S. and the UK. While other groups within The Com collaborate with Russian ransomware groups, Shinyhunters don’t. They’re about data leak extortion, i.e.: “We’ll release all this data if you don’t pay us” instead of the usual ransomware’s message of “we locked your systems and will free them when you pay us.” Shinyhunters have been especially active lately, having targeted Ticketmaster, Wattpad, Pixlr, Bonobos, BigBasket, Mathway, Unacademy, MeetMindful, and more.
Viral videos of the week: text songs
Artificial intelligence’s takeover of all human endeavors continues. The latest evidence: the popularity of “text songs” videos on TikTok. The concept is simple: You enter text conversations as lyrics into song generation engines like Suno or Udio, make it into a song and video, and make people laugh. While there are lots of different musical styles represented in these videos, gospel tends to work best; maybe it’s the contrast of the mundanity of the text messages with the dramatic nature of the music. Here are a few examples:
Bonus: Because I sometimes have funny conversations with my teenage child, I made my own.
What do you think so far?
If you’d like to listen to a computer sing to you all day, check out the SongText hashtag where you can find almost 30,000 more examples.
Reddit discusses technological nightmares
AI sure is fun, isn’t it? Unrelated: Young people spend a lot of time thinking about how the technology we’ve already developed will likely kill us in the near future. It’s not necessarily that there’s more anxiety now than when you were young, but there are more options. Realistically, you only had to worry about nukes falling, but, judging by this Reddit thread, young people are worried about hundreds of different kinds of technological nightmares that might happen in the next few years or tomorrow afternoon, including:
I could literally go on all day, but I won’t. You can read the thread yourself if you lack things to worry about.
