I’ve spend more time than I care to admit researching Selena Gomez today. The 33-year-old pop singer and star of Only Murders in The Building is at the center of an elaborate online conspiracy theory that been building steam all week. Why? In brief, many people online seem to believe Selena Gomez is a clone.
Why people think Selena Gomez is a clone
It started with the Epstein files. Last week, videos started showing up on TikTok claiming Selena Gomez was mentioned in the Epstein files. She was, but Gomez wasn’t corresponding with Epstein; her name is mentioned in a July 21, 2017 message between Jeffery Epstein and Lana (NAME REDACTED) in which Epstein writes, “sorry , you would have had fun. he has diecided [sic] on selena gomez.”
Conspiracy theorists have been using the Epstein files as evidence to confirm basically anything since they were released in January, and that Gomez reference from Epstein is, in their minds, a smoking gun that proves she’s a clone. The theory says the real Selena Gomez passed away during a kidney transplant operation in 2017, and the person we think is Selena Gomez is a genetically engineered replica. Interestingly, I can’t find anyone talking about why someone would go to the trouble, but maybe it was to keep the Gomez-money-machine printing cash.
To back up the cloning assertion, believers in the theory are comparing pictures and videos of a pre-2017 Gomez with her current appearance and pointing out all the ways she doesn’t look and sound like she did almost a decade ago. She has a rounded face now where here face used to be angular! Her voice is different too; she used to sound bubbly and high-pitched, now she sounds like Madeline Kahn. This has led some to believe she somehow is Madelein Kahn. (Or maybe Geena Davis.)
Evidence that Selena Gomez is not a clone
It’s impossible to prove a negative, but I’m still comfortable saying that Selena Gomez is definitely not a clone. Scientists have cloned all kinds of animals, from sheep to primates, so there’s theoretically no reason a human couldn’t be cloned. But it hasn’t been done (that anyone knows about), because it’s so unethical. But even if you put ethics aside, animal cloning has an extremely high failure rate: It took 79 embryos and 42 surrogate mothers to clone two macaque monkeys, for instance, and that was using fetal cells. Attempts to make cloned monkeys from adult cells went worse: 181 embryos were implanted into 42 surrogate mothers, and two baby monkeys were born, but both died within hours. The idea that a small army of doctors and scientists and 40+ surrogate mothers are keeping quiet about that one time they were supposed to give birth to Selena Gomez’s clone isn’t credible.
Like a lot of conspiracy theories, this one doesn’t even hold up to its own logic: if Selena Gomez had been cloned, wouldn’t the new version be identical to the old one? Why the changes in voice and appearance? If the clone can be spotted on sight (or upon listening to her sing), why make a clone at all?
More importantly, you can’t clone a full-grown person. You can (theoretically) clone a human embryo, but it would have to be implanted in someone’s womb, gestate, and be born. You’d have to raise it too. A Selena Gomez clone wouldn’t just pop out of a giant test tube and report to the set of a late-career Woody Allen movie.
Speaking of Woody Allen, the most reasonable explanation for that email is Jeffery Epstein telling “Lana” who Woody Allen had cast in A Rainy Day in New York—a movie shot in 2017 that stars Selena Gomez. The timeline fits perfectly with that movie’s pre-production schedule—they announced the casting publicly two weeks later—and Epstein and Allen were longtime acquaintances.
What do you think so far?
Here’s why Selena Gomez looks and sounds different than she did in 2017
Selena Gomez has lupus, a debilitating disease serious enough to have required her to receive a kidney transplant in 2017. No matter how rich and famous you are, you don’t come out of that unmarked. The change in the shape of the face (“Moon face” as it’s called) and body are well known side effects of the corticosteroids/steroids given to treat Lupus, as well as the immunosuppressants given for organ transplants. Same with her voice: Lupus causes vocal changes in about 80% of sufferers. Inflammation of the cricoarytenoid joint commonly leads to a lower pitched or raspy voice. Gomez even addressed the changes herself, noting that her “throat kinda swells inside sometimes” due to her health issues.
In short, Selena Gomez looks and sounds exactly like someone who has lupus and had a kidney transplant in 2017. Ironically, if she looked the same as she did 10 years ago, it would be much stronger evidence for a conspiracy. It would be totally reasonable to ask, “did she really have a kidney replaced? Does she really have lupus?” But she clearly did and does, and you can see it on her face and hear it in her voice.
Other celebrities rumored to have been cloned and/or died and been replaced
When it comes to cloning conspiracies, we’ve been her before. In 1969, hippies were convinced that Paul McCartney of the Beatles had died, and been replaced by Billy Shears, the (fictional) winner of a Paul McCartney look-a-like contest. In 2003, Avril Lavigne was said to have been replaced by a body double Melissa Vandella. Gucci Mane came out of prison in 2016 looking slimmer, and fans thought he was a clone. Britney Spears is AI. Eminem is an android. It never ends. I’m not sure why people in parasocial relationships with entertainers love pretending they’re fake, but they really do.
Is pretending celebrities are secretly dead bad?
I don’t think many Selena Gomez fans really believe she’s a clone, even if they post about it online. At least, they don’t believe it in the same way they believe the sun is going to rise tomorrow. I doubt I could get anyone to put money on it. It feels more like it’s half fan-fiction, an exciting (if ghoulish) game of what if?
Believing in a world where a cabal of Hollywood mad scientists secretly cloned an actress so Hulu could produce more Only Murders in the Building is more exciting than accepting the dull, randomness of actual life. It’s hard to accept that anyone, even a celebrity, can be stricken with a debilitating diseases that changes their faces and gives them unfamiliar voice, just because that’s how shit goes sometimes. Because that means it could happen to you. In conspiracy-land, at least there’s someone in charge of the bad things that happen. We’d rather have someone steering the bus, even with terrible intentions, than accept that there is no driver, and the exit doors are sealed shut.
